Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Dante

Hi guys, my name is Dante (real name Humphrey) I like working out (wanking to YouPorn), Piercings (Well I wanted to get one but I was afraid it'd hurt), Writing (call people noobs in SL forums) , Jewelery ( can't actually wear any cuz of my Eczema), and making love to beautiful women, well any woman really, or a picture of a woman or my TV when Modern Family is on. so please gimmie a call, please, seriously please give me a call.!!

Bailey

H i guys, I'm Bailey, I look sad cuz my cat just died and I took a selfie before I buried it. I like cats and guys that like  cats. I like to keep fit, read and groom my cats and dress them up as princesses and take baths with them, if you don't mind girls that are covered in claw marks and spitting up the odd hair ball, gimmes a call
da best 2nd live shop eva!! dis ship is da shit it gotloads of cool gear ta make ya look like da chick will wanna fuck ya, an if ur a chick it got lots of s8xy gear for u 2 even if in real life u look lik a fat tom hanks in a dress an if ur a dude dat drss like a chick den what you are doing is against God and nature and may you burn in hell.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Jax's Ass

Fucking hell!!

Adam

Hey girls I'm Adam, I'm 26 and I like girls, yes girls!! I like musicals and Jonny Depp movies. I like sex with girls, just don't take ur pants off, vaginas are like ewww!! what's the deal with them, did someone hit you with an axe down there or something. If we could just do anal and you could put on  a deep voice, that'd be great. Call me.!!!

Coming soon

Me..hopefully!!

Joel

Hi girls, I'm joel..my mom didn't love me and I got bullied at school, so I'd just like to lie in your arms and sob like a child, and you can say things like 'It'll be ok Joel, Mommy loves you' and 'Joel you're so cool, be my  friend' and then I wanna pound your ass like it's christmas....call me.

Lexi

Hi, I'm Lexi, I'm 24, I'm like a tranqulized mattres, (that thing goes on a bed) in bed. I like to lie there and let a man do whatever he wants to me. except suck my toes I lost them in a cycling accident. My vagina looks a little wide in this pic, the last guy I was with was huge, think his name was Owen, I'm recovering a little as the months go by.

Blogging

Male bloggers wanted to come over and blog my hot girlfriend. I will be filming it. Not exactly sure what blogging is but my girlfriend made this sign.

Chelsea

His Guys my name is Chelsea, I like Call of Duty and listening to men's stories about arcades and war movies, I like when men keep thier socks on during sex and if they finish too fast I take that as a compliment. I love housework and anal sex. I like fat idiots, no ripped dudes need apply.

Ash

This is Ash, he's 22 and like long walks on the beach and holding hands. He likes candle-lit dinners and cuddling. Not really...he's like all other men, he just wants to ram his cock down your throat.

This is a Blog

This is a photo of a guy I found in your folder, I'm very upset, he's very handsome, I never knew you were so shallow!!.I'm gonna find him and kick his ass. Wait!!..that's Jax Teller, Yeah, not gonna kick his ass!!..Have you seen his ass??..It's an experience!!